GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An